ManWeight

WhoWeight

Maria had just moved to NYC after college. She got her new apartment, her new friends and her new life started. She was kinda settled in…not much of her furniture had arrived but of course she did have her bed. Friday night she went to a birthday party a new work friend’s apartment. She met this hot, black buff guy who was an investment banker. It turned out they had actually attended the same college! He was totally into himself, just completely cocky. But that cockiness worked and had Maria thinking about his cocky. Totally intoxicated later that night, they had great sex and said their goodbyes in the early morning. Four days later, Maria was making her bed (no she hadn’t made it in the mean time or changed the sheets) and found all these business cards with some guy’s name on them. Who the hell did she know who worked at Credit Suisse? And how did these cards get in my sheets??? Maria called one of her friends…hoping they could clue her in as to why she was doing business with someone in bed. “Duh, Maria! That guy you brought home last weekend, with whom you had the, and I quote, “amazing manweight” with? “Oh yeah,” thought Maria…”I guess I never did get his name…”