Sunday, January 6, 2008

StripWeight

It was what Alexis and Tori thought would be a regular night. They were having cocktails and catching up on Tori’s most recent manweight experiences, when her cell phone rang. Speak of the Weight; it was this guy she’d been on a couple dates with. He kept hinting that he wanted to come over, but Tori was having fun with her friend. So he pulled out the big guns and said he’d come over and give them both private stripteases. Okay, fine, come over. He showed up totally hammered and began his dance immediately. And oddly enough, it really did, kinda, sorta, turn Tori on. After many a lap dance and thrusting of his pelvis, you know, air humping, everyone was retarded. But that only meant it was time for body shots, and so the sucking and licking commenced. By the time Tori took StripWeight home, he was too drunk to get it up, but he gave her something equally satisfying; a two hour full body massage. He caressed her from head to toe, lathering her entire body with oil and lotion. He used his whole manweight to massage every inch of her. Stroking her up and down, his hands traced every inch of her, his fingers hugging every curve. It was the best night she’d ever spend with that weight. (Just goes to show…it is the manweight that makes the man).

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