ManWeight

TuesdayWeight

Shauna moved to Hawaii for sun, the fun and of course, surfer buns. She quickly developed a nightlife routine. Tuesday was “the night” to go to Moose McGillycuddy’s on the island of Maui. The great drink specials, music and manweight always made it a special night. One Tuesday in particular she met a manweight that stood out. He kept whispering all sorts of hot, turn-me-on lines in her ear. True or not, Shauna was feeling every word. She tried to turn the increasingly random hook up lines into a conversation, but it turned out, all he could do was turn her on. It wasn’t really going to be an intellectual connection but instead it would be purely sexual, which was totally cool with her. The sex connection became a regular Tuesday thing; they’d meet at the bar, hook up and she’d end up getting manweight at his place. This continued for months; good, solid, consistent weight. One drunken Friday night, Shauna unexpectedly ran into him. He said she should give him a call later and they could get together. After many drunk dials with no answer, she took weight into her own hands and marched right over to his house, where she knew she would end up later anyway. Shauna was so excited when she saw the outline of that man body in the bed they usually shared on Tuesday nights, and she jumped right in. She surprised the manweight who then jumped up out of bed. It was at this point that she got a good look at his face. It wasn’t TuesdayWeight, but his father! Embarrassed beyond belief, Shauna jumped out just as quickly as she had jumped in. Weight must run in the family… (Funny Note: A year later, back on the mainland, Shauna was watching a new reality show on MTV about surfer dudes in Maui and guess who she saw spitting many of the same lines she’d gotten hooked on…TuesdayWeight!)