BreakWeight

After a wild college party at the football teams house, Alexis was having her own tackle session in the sack. She’d found herself a solid slab of manweight at the party and brought him back to her place. He was tall, muscular, cute and, not that it mattered, pretty smart. A fine piece of weight. It wasn’t long until Alexis and BreakWeight were in a private huddle in the top bunk of her dorm room. She was really into it…all the rolling around, slamming themselves back and forth against the wall and the rail alongside of the bed. The weight was amazing but apparently very heavy and before they new what was happening the bed collapsed beneath them and they were now in the bottom bunk. The bed had completely given out beneath the weight of the weight!!! (Thank goodness Alexis’ roommate had been sexiled or she could have been killed!) Now that’s one extreme heavyweight!

LeanWeight

Like many romances these days, Rachel and the manweight we’ll call LeanWeight began their courtship online, via email and IM. She was skeptical about actually meeting up with LeanWeight. Even though he was sweet as can be and they had, according to Gmail, over 85 emails in two weeks, his Wall Street appearance wasn’t usually the look Rachel went for. He was a nice Jewish guy, with a tall and lean figure. Despite her shallow reservations, something told her to meet him for a couple drinks. He was much cuter in person. She was attracted to him…well, except for his “I’m kinda of a big deal” t-shirt. After a few get-to-know-you and see-if-you’re-not-a-psycho drinks, LeanWeight suggested staying and eating some dinner to which Rachel replied, “I don’t do dinner on the first date.” She was eventually persuaded and they ordered some delicious bar food (quesadillas, chicken fingers and wings). All this eating was a sure sign Rachel was feeling totally comfortable. With their bellies full and a full on buzz, LeanWeight walked her home. Because LeanWeight had been such a gentleman all night, Rachel was not expecting him to try more than a peck on the cheek. But when LeanWeight leaned in for a kiss, he leaned in hard. They began passionately making out against the wall of Rachel’s apartment building. He was leaning into her so hard she could officially label him good weight. After a ten minute make out session he asked if she was sure she didn’t want him to come upstairs. Rachel declined the very tempting suggestion of more manweight, even though all she could think about was his weight (oh and his manmeat) after the hottest kiss she’d ever had. LeanWeight texted her 20 minutes later to say what a great time he’d had and what a wonderful kisser she was. He couldn’t wait to see her again. Rachel made him wait and to this day she is still thoroughly enjoying his manweight all the time.

ProWeight

Amanda, a recent college grad, was on her first business trip. To cope with the stress of being a real, live functioning adult with a paycheck rather than allowance, she went to a local bar near the hotel with her team of coworkers. You know, studies have shown a company that drinks together is in fact more productive. So in the spirit of this very scientific, social business theory they proceeded to have many drinks. Unfortunately productivity is not based on how many drinks you have…but Amanda ignored this and was pretty much blacked out before the 10:00pm news came on. But right before she totally lost control, in strolled a hot professional hockey player (we will leave the team name anonymous). It wasn’t too long before the young professional and the professional hockey player, ProWeight, were on their way back to his apartment. It was a hot bachelor pad that matched his whole overall hotness. A true hunk and from what she could tell, good manweight. The apartment overlooked what Amanda thought was all of New York. It was intoxicating and served as a total aphrodisiac (the 6 shots of tequila from earlier also helped). They had a wonderful manweight session in his pimp apartment. And like a true grown up, Amanda woke up the next morning and put on all her professional attire from the night before. Time for her first walk of shame in slacks, a blouse and sensible heals…but hot ProWeight was totally worth it even though she couldn’t quite recall his name!

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