Sunday, January 13, 2008

VespaWeight

Carolina had just arrived in Rome when she met her VespaWeight. He was a shorter man, but had a physique that led Carolina to believe he could be some good manweight. They met through a mutual friend who helped them mutter through their initial conversation and first few drinks. The more tipsy she got, the more, oh shall we say, confident she became (both physically and verbally). By the time they stumbled off the front step of the bar a few hours later, it had become down right obvious that she wanted his manweight… and maybe even a piece of his manmeat. He was carrying a helmet and something about it turned her on. Maybe it was the way she pictured his manthighs surrounding the seat of his sexy, black vespa? She wanted a ride…on both the vespa and her VespaWeight. How could she get his attention? Hmmm…The helmet! She quickly snatched the helmet from him and slammed it on to her head. Still unfazed (or uninterested, as a sober person may believe), VespaWeight continued to saunter sexily. She began tackling him, pushing him up against the old buildings that lined the narrow streets and tipping him over onto Smart cars wedged between other vespas. Either public safety or maybe this rough housing had actually turned VespaWeight on, so Carolina got her first ride of the night on his vespa and headed back to his house. Once in his apartment, she was ready for a second ride…on him. After eating her out amazingly (with tongue ring and all), he finally laid his weight on her. Mama mia…whatta manweight! She looked past the fact that his underwear looked just like hers and that she wasn’t exactly sure what he was saying…but he just felt so good on top of her. All she could say was “bennisimo…”

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