ManWeight

DeadWeight

Macie was at a cool party at college. Well, it was actually her own birthday party so of course it was cool. A friend of hers was sending an extra special birthday present in the form of a manweight she thought Macie would hit it off with…or at least hit it. He had graduated from her college the year before and had already completed one very successful first year at a hedge fund. Not to mention he had a great body and a totally chill personality. They had spoken a couple of times on the phone and seemed to get along great. Macie bounced around between the 35 or so people who had shown up, checking in with her manweight every now and then. Even when she wasn’t standing next to him talking, she was checking him out from across the room, thinking about how she couldn’t wait to unwrap her manpresent. At the end of the party, it was time for presents! They eagerly unwrapped each other and began hooking up. Macie was pleasantly surprised to find her present had an impressively large package (never judge a gift by the box, ladies). He laid on top of her ready to present his package to her box. He lodged his log inside of her and didn’t move. He was total DeadWeight. Did he know he was inside of her? Why was he just laying there? He barley budged, besides a tiny in-out that did absolutely nothing. What a waste of weight! Here this guy had money, personality, a body, as well as a huge dick and he had no idea what to do with it! This was a lesson to Macie, and please let it be a lesson to all of you: There is such a thing as bad weight, even if the guy has all of the above said qualities…May weight be with you.