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SnowWeight

Ana was babysitting on a ski trip in the beautiful snow-covered mountains of Colorado when she saw a young snow honey on the slopes. This weight was athletic. The precision with which he carved his way down the mountain made her hot. He must have caught a glimpse of Ana’s mountains because in no time she was chatting it up with SnowWeight. It wasn’t until five hours later that she realized she was a little more “advanced” than he was, and I am not talking about snowboarding level. He was a junior in high school, an illegal 18 years old and Ana was a senior in college, a barely legal 21. They decided to meet up later in Ana’s hotel room. Ready to party like it was 2022, (when SnowWeight would be 21), she bought a bottle of the finest Smirnoff. After a few drinks, it wasn’t the Smir that was off, but their pants. It wasn’t until after the 18-second (a solid one second for every year) ride that Ana realized she was more advanced than him in other areas too; SnowWeight was a virgin!