ManWeight

DiscountWeight

Lucy was at an anniversary party for an edgy urban magazine and was hoping that she’d find some edgy urban manweight…She spotted a manweight from across the room almost immediately. He was well dressed and had a cute smile. Lucy tried many times to get his attention from afar and was also scheming to get drinks from the bar at the same time as him. Finally, after about an hour of courting him with her eyes, Lucy found an opportunity to corner him (more like trap him) in a small area where he’d have to at least say “excuse me” to get by her. After that small amount of stalking, they started small talking and eventually exchanged numbers. He just so happened to work at a Barney’s Co-op. Perfect! A bunch of Lucy’s friends loved to shop there. He could totally get them all discounts (hence the name DiscountWeight)! When she actually got his manweight a few weeks later, it was more than amazing. The only problem was that he didn’t seem to be the sharpest tool in the shed. She would definitely keep him as her manweight for the time being, but he would never be BoyfriendWeight. It worked out great, so Lucy got her manweight and her friends got their discount!