ManWeight

ProWeight

Amanda, a recent college grad, was on her first business trip. To cope with the stress of being a real, live functioning adult with a paycheck rather than allowance, she went to a local bar near the hotel with her team of coworkers. You know, studies have shown a company that drinks together is in fact more productive. So in the spirit of this very scientific, social business theory they proceeded to have many drinks. Unfortunately productivity is not based on how many drinks you have…but Amanda ignored this and was pretty much blacked out before the 10:00pm news came on. But right before she totally lost control, in strolled a hot professional hockey player (we will leave the team name anonymous). It wasn’t too long before the young professional and the professional hockey player, ProWeight, were on their way back to his apartment. It was a hot bachelor pad that matched his whole overall hotness. A true hunk and from what she could tell, good manweight. The apartment overlooked what Amanda thought was all of New York. It was intoxicating and served as a total aphrodisiac (the 6 shots of tequila from earlier also helped). They had a wonderful manweight session in his pimp apartment. And like a true grown up, Amanda woke up the next morning and put on all her professional attire from the night before. Time for her first walk of shame in slacks, a blouse and sensible heals…but hot ProWeight was totally worth it even though she couldn’t quite recall his name!