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JWeight

Michelle was sick of meeting douchebag dudes in downtown dive bars. She wanted more than just the drunken make out and fake numbers, so she did what any woman does nowdays…and signed herself up on a dating website, jdate.com. After a few clicks around, 25 profile readings , and a couple winks later, Michelle had settled on one fine fella, Jweight. Dark hair on his head on his chest made for one intrigued girl and it wasn’t long before the two started exchanging dirty messages . It was in the third message that Jweight proposed a class. His class sucked. Literally, sucked. He offered to teach Michelle how to smoke his pole. An avid learner and born adventure, Michelle knelt at the challenge! The date was set for a Monday evening at 4 pm. It was 5:59 when Michelle was recounting the details to her friend Emily: “It was unbelievable…he came over, taught me how to give porn star head! Then we fucked against the window!” Michelle said, with pride and amazement of her won actions. Jweight and Michelle had the suckiest jdate ever.