Sunday, November 11, 2007

GoldWeight

Liza was on the last night of an all-inclusive vacation at a Club Med in Cuba. During the nightly dance performance for the guests, she spotted one particularly fine, tan little dancer. She wanted this tiny Latin dancer to hold her close. Liza made it her mission to find him after his performance and ended up drinking and drinking and, yes, drinking a little more. Soon enough, she and her dancer ended up back in his staff quarters. Sooo Dirty Dancing! Who wouldn’t want their own private dance? They began to hook up. She took off her shirt, he took off his, revealing the very pecs that had been trying to break through his extremely tight, black shirt all night. Next off were Liza’s pants, exposing her turquoise thong. He crawled backwards off the bed to get himself in proper position to seductively pull down the fly of his also notably tight, black pants. As he lowered his zipper, something shiny caught Liza’s eye. She’d struck gold! GoldWeight was wearing a gold lamé thong. Some girls might take this as a sign to turn back, but not Liza. They started hooking up and one thing led to another, which led to GoldWeight putting on a condom. He stuck it in halfway, not all the way, just half. Liza realized she was sleeping with a stranger in a gold thong. She stopped it right then and there and headed back to her room. No one puts it in Liza’s corner!

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