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Everyone has a good we-met-on-the-internet story these days. Alyssa has a couple…One in particular really stuck in her head. The IM conversation went from “how old are you” and “what school did you go to,” to how huge his cock was. This was a totally logical conversational jump that intrigued Alyssa. He claimed, promised, and swore up and down that it would be the biggest, thickest thing she’d ever seen, and in a good way. Every guy says that and usually when they do they are full of shit. This makes the big cock claim more of a dare. It’s like you need to see if he is lying or not. So Alyssa told him to meet her at her local bar The Town Tavern. She considered it a mission... "Mission Cock Tease". Alyssa had seen or had, if you will, many a big cock and considered herself a good judge of charockature (the character of cock). After a couple of drinks to loosen up, she took CockyWeight back to her laboratory for analysis. He whipped it out… “one huge, giant, slab of flacid meat.” She starred in awe, shock and fright. Even with all her studies and analysis, never had she seen such cockage. They began to hook up and he began to get harder and harder. Alyssa had to evaluate the situation quickly. There was no way she could fit it in her mouth, so she went straight to phase 2; sex. The tip was barely inside of her and “it was the most painful thing” she’d ever experienced. This was not going to happen. He was too cocky. Conclusion: Big isn’t always better or careful what you wish for.